Get Rad - Say Fuck No To Rules, Man

This album is pretty cool.
I like how the album tit(le) has "fuck" in it.
It shows how punk rock they are.
This band likes BMX and all that crazy punk shit that I'm not cool enough to do.

But enough with this crazy technobabble.
You want to read about the album, right?
Well you don't have a choice.
By now I've had your face quite literally glued to the screen.
Anyway, this album has songs about...stuff.
I don't know exactly what the songs are about because they yell a lot and yelling scares me so we'll just pretend they're about rape.
This band flawlessly mixes hardcore, thrash and contemporary christian music.
It's really good.
In fact, I think I'll buy another copy.
Mmmm, even better the second time.
But anyway, I think I'll give this album a 3 and 1/2 of 5, but only because I'm not as into hardcore as I used to be.

Godzilla '98

Size does matter?

Really, creators of Independence Day?

For shame.

**SPOILER**
According to this movie Godzilla's a woman.
Needless to say, my entire childhood was ruined.
Besides me never having a Super Nintendo this was the worst thing that could have ever happened.
BUT WAIT, it gets worse.
This crazy PMSing whore mouth has velociraptor babies.
FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

I need to finish this soon before it starts to sound like a not-too-incredibly-shitty review.
Keep your dicks out of Godzilla's asshole America.
He belongs in Japan (or Brazil or someplace weird) and he is a man.
He eats steak, gets drunk and blows shit up.
Half a star out of 5.
And that's being nice.

Movie: Godzilla Vs. Cosmic Monster

JUST LOOK AT THAT COVER.
HOLY SHIT.
GODZILLA IS BREATHING FIRE INTO THAT ASSHOLE'S NECK.
This movie is cool.
If you watch this in English (like me) then it's funny because their words don't match their lips and it is silly.
It looks like Godzilla has been eating too many donuts.
Just look at his fucking hips.
He looks like the girl I went home with the other day.
Minus 1 star.
But seriously, 4 out of 5 stars.