Godzilla '98

Size does matter?

Really, creators of Independence Day?

For shame.

**SPOILER**
According to this movie Godzilla's a woman.
Needless to say, my entire childhood was ruined.
Besides me never having a Super Nintendo this was the worst thing that could have ever happened.
BUT WAIT, it gets worse.
This crazy PMSing whore mouth has velociraptor babies.
FUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

I need to finish this soon before it starts to sound like a not-too-incredibly-shitty review.
Keep your dicks out of Godzilla's asshole America.
He belongs in Japan (or Brazil or someplace weird) and he is a man.
He eats steak, gets drunk and blows shit up.
Half a star out of 5.
And that's being nice.